New Law to Regulate Dark Matter

Artful Dilettante ^ | December 12, 2015 | Artful Dilettante

[C210N]

This is no laughing matter... it’s a matter of life and death! And it’s just a matter of time before it becomes a matter of fact.

And that is the crux of the matter.

[AmericanVictory]

You obviously slept through the astrophysics class.

[EEGator]

Total microaggression bro!

[HandyDandy]

On the other hand, Dark Energy leaves a dark footprint. Our Gov. can regulate Dark Gravity, but God handles regular gravity. They don’t know what gravity is and God is not about to tell them. If they could tax it, they would have by now. But what difference, at this point, does it matter?

[Fai Mao]

This is Satire correct?

[huckfillary]

Yes. Just like the post a couple weeks ago announcing the ban on snowmen at Penn State.

[GreenHornet]

This is no laughing matter... it’s a matter of life and death! And it’s just a matter of time before it becomes a matter of fact. And that is the crux of the matter.

Does it really matter?

[Da Coyote]

Indeed, you are correct. I and a liberal moment.

Mea culpa.

[ully2]

But don’t you know gravity is captured then reemitted by CO2
thusly has to come under EPA control.

[Billthedrill]

They need to regulate gravity also.

Dang right we do! Gravity is the worst greenhouse gas of them all.

[MV=PY]

"How about regulating Governmentium (Gv). It has too many forces keeping it together, including such particles as morons and peons."

Next thing you know they'll want to regulate black holes.

[C210N]

Dark matter is iffy raciss... black holes is another story