Just in time for Christmas!
1 posted on
12/11/2015 5:44:42 PM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Will they shock you if you’re not careful at the toilet?
2 posted on
12/11/2015 5:46:31 PM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: BenLurkin
Some advances in science I just don’t want to know about. ;-)
3 posted on
12/11/2015 5:49:33 PM PST by
doc1019
(Out of my mind ... back in 5)
To: BenLurkin
4 posted on
12/11/2015 5:51:04 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" 6Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: BenLurkin
So if a guy makes squishing sounds walking down the street he’s charging his phone?
To: BenLurkin
6 posted on
12/11/2015 5:54:20 PM PST by
onona
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To: BenLurkin
Cue Stinkfoot by Frank Zappa.
8 posted on
12/11/2015 5:58:41 PM PST by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: BenLurkin
If you urinate on your feet, it will kill athlete’s foot.
10 posted on
12/11/2015 6:01:04 PM PST by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: BenLurkin
Sounds electrifying to me! And since I seem to have a nearly inexhaustible supply of urine, I should be a shoe-in for having plenty of sock power.
Still, one thing puzzles me: how do you pee in your socks without getting your pants wet too?
13 posted on
12/11/2015 6:07:13 PM PST by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: BenLurkin
"Just in time for Christmas!"You probably wouldn't want to hang up a pair of these by the chimney with care though.
14 posted on
12/11/2015 6:14:40 PM PST by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
To: BenLurkin
and when you run dry you can ask a passerby
To: BenLurkin
Just piss your pants and let it run down your leg inot your shoes. Di it, it’s for the planet.
16 posted on
12/11/2015 6:22:27 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
To: BenLurkin
I’m currently trying to come up with a way to turn perspiration into a large pepperoni pizza with black olives. No luck so far.
17 posted on
12/11/2015 6:24:12 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(Obama says, the Second Amendment is the greatest recruiting tool that ISIS has.)
To: BenLurkin
Yellow energy. I’d love to see the federal grant write-up for this one.
18 posted on
12/11/2015 6:33:08 PM PST by
PLMerite
(The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: BenLurkin
Oh goody... now the new rage will be to smell like urine... bums and crack whores will be the new elite... par for the times that we live in, I suppose.
19 posted on
12/11/2015 6:37:44 PM PST by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit.)
To: BenLurkin
I ask for a flying car and you whip up urine soaked socks? Whose wish list had that at the top of the queue?
20 posted on
12/11/2015 6:38:37 PM PST by
Flick Lives
(One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
To: BenLurkin
Great!
Just what I need.
Piss socks to power my phone...
To: BenLurkin
If it runs on motion to move the urine past the power cells, install it in prisons, put prisoners who are normally working out on treadmills or bikes instead, and let them generate “green” power using this technology.
It isn’t without precedence. South America has prisons where prisoners ride bikes that charge batteries used to power lights in the parks to improve their safety at night.
26 posted on
12/11/2015 7:05:39 PM PST by
tbw2
To: BenLurkin
At least now when I piss on my feet it might go to good use.
27 posted on
12/11/2015 8:05:20 PM PST by
Mike Darancette
(CA the sanctuary state for stupid.)
To: BenLurkin
Businesses can buy them for their employees...no bathroom breaks and they can generate their own electricity for their computers, phones, etc....
33 posted on
12/12/2015 8:14:11 AM PST by
DouglasKC
(I'm pro-choice when it comes to lion killing....)
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