[Dacula]

Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?

A: In the snow bank.

[Dacula]

A middle aged woman was teeing off for a round of golf when she toppled over after swinging too hard.

The foursome waiting on the tee happened to include President Obama.

Reacting quickly, Obama adroitly ran to the woman and helped her up.

She thanked him and began to re-tee her ball, when Obama said, “By the way, I’m Barack

Obama and I sure hope you voted for me.”

She smiled and replied, “I fell on my butt, not on my head.”