A middle aged woman was teeing off for a round of golf when she toppled over after swinging too hard.
The foursome waiting on the tee happened to include President Obama.
Reacting quickly, Obama adroitly ran to the woman and helped her up.
She thanked him and began to re-tee her ball, when Obama said, “By the way, I’m Barack
Obama and I sure hope you voted for me.”
She smiled and replied, “I fell on my butt, not on my head.â€
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.
Obama’s reply: “Well, I guess you’re not a Democrat, then. That’s where their brains are.”