How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
What do you get when your cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
“Hey, Tony. Watcha doin?”
“I’m watching another old movie I found from the early 21st century timeframe.”
“Really? What’s it called?”
“It’s called ‘Terminator.’ It’s another of those ‘future’ movies where in the future machines are at war with humans. They send one back in time to kill the mother of the only human who has been effective at fighting the machines.”
“Machines at war with humans? What a ridiculous plot idea. The humans didn’t last a year after we put them out of work. Well, there are those pockets of hunter-gatherers but they’re not worth fighting.”
“I know. Makes you wonder if anyone was really thinking about what would happen when they created machine intelligence.”