[Dacula]

What do you get when your cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

[Dacula]

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

[glennaro]

He says to his blonde date, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

She replies, "Gosh, let's just hope it's not the 13th."