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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 12/11/2015 4:52:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Who's naughty? Who's nice?
1.This elf who's clearly had too much to drink.
2.This elf who won't hesitate to murder some Barbie dolls.
3.This elf who watched Silence of the Lambs one too many times.
4.This elf who quit gift-making to become a ladies' man.
5.This elf who's feeling a bit devious.
6.This elf who didn't think twice before he put his you know what in a box.
7.This narcissistic elf.
8.This elf who wants to make angels.
9.This elf who has taken the game of tag too far.
10.This elf who has an addiction problem.
11.This elf who's enjoying his white privilege.
12.This elf who likes a good office prank.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; elfontheshelf; santa; silliness
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To: Chasaway
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posted on
12/11/2015 9:33:26 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
To: ArGee
122
posted on
12/11/2015 9:36:17 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: ShadowAce
My family laughed at me when I told them I wanted to be a comedian.
To: ArGee
124
posted on
12/11/2015 9:53:34 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: ArGee
125
posted on
12/11/2015 10:22:39 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
126
posted on
12/11/2015 10:24:42 AM PST
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fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
127
posted on
12/11/2015 10:28:52 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ...
If you think firing 3 black Americans so you can hire 2 Mexicans is a net positive job action ...
You might be an Obama Democrat.
128
posted on
12/11/2015 10:29:49 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: The Looking Spoon
129
posted on
12/11/2015 10:30:41 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
130
posted on
12/11/2015 10:36:42 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
131
posted on
12/11/2015 10:44:08 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: Chasaway
A muslim walks into a bar.
She probably would have seen it, if it weren’t for that stupid bhurka!
132
posted on
12/11/2015 10:44:32 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: ArGee
133
posted on
12/11/2015 10:46:55 AM PST
by
Envisioning
(4.13.15 - That awkward moment in history when 53 million racists became sexists...)
To: ArGee
134
posted on
12/11/2015 10:47:14 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: ArGee
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
135
posted on
12/11/2015 11:01:41 AM PST
by
Starstruck
(I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
To: Starstruck
My report on ADHD
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is a disorder that makes it hard for people to focus. I hate it when a picture is out of focus. A picture is worth 1,000 words. 1,000 Island is my favorite salad dressing. I hate dressing when it’s cold out. My mom had a cold last week and then we all got sick.
The end.
136
posted on
12/11/2015 11:18:17 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: ArGee
137
posted on
12/11/2015 11:20:05 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: ArGee
138
posted on
12/11/2015 11:20:57 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: ArGee
139
posted on
12/11/2015 11:24:50 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
This is perfect. I wanted them to kill Riker from the very first episode.
140
posted on
12/11/2015 11:36:40 AM PST
by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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