>>I remember seeing pictures of stuff like this in National Geographic. What next, stretching your lips with clay plates?
Ever seen one of those freaks with the stretched out ear lobes? It is becoming way too common in suburbia these days. The lip disks are coming.
A great game to play with the people that have stretched out ear lobes is to slip a padlock shackle through the hole and latch it shut. Giving them the key afterward is optional.