HAHAHAHA....yeah right. Get Santa to bring you one.
You are right, it's not $850. . . you can get one with a new warranty for $849 direct from Apple. Perhaps, you don't have a clue what you are talking?
Apple 11" MacBook Air Released March 2015, Refurbished, Brand New Warrantee, Sold by Apple, $849
I've bought two of these for my office in the last two months.
$2500 for a Macbook Pro. I have one sitting on my bar.
Sure you do. . .
Again, you don't know what you are talking about, AppyPappy. You can buy a brand new MacBook Pro for as little as $1099 direct from Apple:
Brand New Apple MacBook Pro for $1099
Yes, you can buy a top-of-the-line, fully loaded, MacBook Pro for $2499, but there are about six models of MacBook Pro selling for various prices much lower than that price that are still quite powerful.