[Slambat]

“Leave all wildlife alone and you won’t get sick with whatever bizarre diseases they carry.”

If you don’t want to have a wreck, don’t drive. If you don’t
want cut yourself don’t use a knife. If you don’t want to
drown don’t swim. If you don’t want to die don’t live.

[Gamecock]

Hyperbole much?

I think most of us do just fine without screwing around with armadillos.