You are a careful and responsible human being.
I, on the other hand, live on the edge of life, including roasting an intruder and stinking up the house, speeding to appointments, and leaving the hose outside all winter.
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl we couldn’t get much higher
Come on baby light my fire
Come on baby light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
“You are a careful and responsible human being.”
My wife convinced me that it was better to always check the draft after I smoked up her living room one day!