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1 posted on 11/20/2015 12:56:05 PM PST by sparklite2
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as soon as I stop laughing...


2 posted on 11/20/2015 12:57:08 PM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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What about zucchini?


3 posted on 11/20/2015 12:58:28 PM PST by kaktuskid
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Maybe the cats need to get counseling and just deal with it...


5 posted on 11/20/2015 1:00:06 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Tony Schwartz and Meredith McIver, a couple of dam* fine authors...)
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Who would pound puddy with a cuke?


12 posted on 11/20/2015 1:03:36 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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If I structured my day around not scaring the cat, we’d die of starvation within a month. Everything freaks him out, especially shopping bags. I’m on crutches after foot surgery a couple days ago. As soon as I pick up a crutch, he becomes a cucumber-cat with eyes the size of golf balls and takes off in sheer terror. Sorry, animal kooks. I’m the boss and the cat better get used to it — one of these years.


13 posted on 11/20/2015 1:03:37 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
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My mother had a multicolored glasses case that would do the same thing to her cat


14 posted on 11/20/2015 1:04:34 PM PST by butlerweave
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There are many ways to scare a cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KIKrSG-Xzc
15 posted on 11/20/2015 1:04:49 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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Not about to do it to my three indoor cats.


19 posted on 11/20/2015 1:07:51 PM PST by doorgunner69
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I, for one, will be stopping on my way home from work to buy a cucumber. I will then use it to scare my
cat.


20 posted on 11/20/2015 1:08:08 PM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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“But why exactly are cats scared of cucumbers? Goldman says it’s simply a natural reaction to seeing an object where they aren’t used to seeing it.”

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Not true of my little guy. He would examine the cucumber, sniff it, give me an indignant look and walk away.


23 posted on 11/20/2015 1:08:54 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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I used to scare ours with socks.
Throw a sock at them (a near miss) by surprise and it will probably do the same jump.


24 posted on 11/20/2015 1:09:15 PM PST by buwaya
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I fear vegetables as well.


28 posted on 11/20/2015 1:18:08 PM PST by bubbacluck (America 180)
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Y’all are violatin’ it’s “safe area”...


31 posted on 11/20/2015 1:22:13 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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33 posted on 11/20/2015 1:23:45 PM PST by Rinnwald
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Are not cats created for this? Certainly dogs won’t do the job.


34 posted on 11/20/2015 1:24:11 PM PST by lurk
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35 posted on 11/20/2015 1:24:58 PM PST by Bobalu (Even if I could take off, I could never get past the tractor beam!)
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. Your cat badly needs to be confused.

Confuse-a-cat

36 posted on 11/20/2015 1:28:12 PM PST by KarlInOhio (CNBC = Clowns Neutered By Cruz)
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That video is just plain bizarre.


38 posted on 11/20/2015 1:31:19 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Is it permissible to use rubber snakes?


41 posted on 11/20/2015 1:38:03 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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Microcataggression!


42 posted on 11/20/2015 1:38:30 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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