[ETL]

According to Sheila Jackass Lee we've already landed men on Mars.

Sheila Jackson Lee (Democrat)
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives
From Texas's 18th district

On a visit to the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 2005, Jackson Lee made embarrassing news by asking if the Mars Pathfinder had taken an image of the flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.[2]

Prior to the 110th Congress, Jackson Lee served on the House Science Committee and on the Subcommittee that oversees space policy and NASA.

http://web.archive.org/web/20100409095818/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Obama's been to Mars. There's a gateway of sorts at 999 Sepulveda Blvd. near LAX that can be used to get there.

Obama went there as a teen.

That's why he was picked by the reptilians to be our president.

999 looks like 666 from outer space, so the reptilians may not actually be aliens, but demons from hell claiming to be advanced lifeforms from another solar system.

If you don't believe me listen to Coast to Coast on the AM.

[r_barton]

Judging by that hairdoo she’s a conehead. ;-)