lol. Yeah. Walk it off, cupcake.
You can’t walk-off a lacerated kidney, brainiac.
Good grief - what happened to common sense?
I’m guessing he would have to limit his scrambling with that plastic bag and tubing hidden in his pants.
Hopefully with a long rest he will be healed 100% and back to normal.
Give him a salt tablet, he'll be ok.
'Fractured tibia, sergeant'? 'Fractured tibia, sergeant'? Ooh. Proper little mummy's boy, aren't we? Well, I'll tell you something, my fine friend, if you fracture a tibia here you keep quiet about it! Look at him! He's broken both his arms and he don't go shouting about it, do he? No! 'Cos he's a man - he's a woman, you see, so don't come that broken tibia talk with me. Get on at the double. One, two, three, pick that crutch up, pick that crutch right up.