You can’t walk-off a lacerated kidney, brainiac.
Good grief - what happened to common sense?
Sure you can...after you rub a little dirt on it.
I think he was joking.
Thank you for that most astute medical observation. What ever would we have done without it!
Back when I played one game I broke my ankle in the first quarter, just tapped it up and kept going. Broke my throwing arm in the second quarter so they put a splint on it and I threw the rest of the game with my left arm. They took my appendix out at halftime, but I was back for the second half. Fourth quarter I lost my left eye so then only rolled out to the right. Made it kind of hard to throw with my left arm while rolling out to the right, but times was tough back then and we was even tougher. (Yes, I'm joshing)