“Gonna buy me some at these low prices. Bury ‘em in jars out back of the wood shed.”
You’re a complete fool! I have something MUCH better than BitCoin, namely, Invisible Gold(TM)! It takes up far less space than BitCoin when burying and is virtually incorruptible because it has the word “gold” in its name.
Newb!
My BitOGold(TM) is more secure than your I.G. sham; being made of only 0’ and 1’s (Rest assured, there can be no other!).
Being a bit, it is easily transported and capable of long-term storage ANYWHERE!
Plus, it has the backing of ‘gold’ in its name.
I’ll post my Paypal to give a few of our FRiends the lowest-tier entry possible for this new reserve currency! Hurry now!