Newb!
My BitOGold(TM) is more secure than your I.G. sham; being made of only 0’ and 1’s (Rest assured, there can be no other!).
Being a bit, it is easily transported and capable of long-term storage ANYWHERE!
Plus, it has the backing of ‘gold’ in its name.
I’ll post my Paypal to give a few of our FRiends the lowest-tier entry possible for this new reserve currency! Hurry now!
“I’ll post my Paypal to give a few of our FRiends the lowest-tier entry possible for this new reserve currency!”
Uh, will you take Invisible Gold(TM) as payment?
Oh, and who you calling a noob, anyway? I’ll have you know I’m the PROUD inventor of TWO (count ‘em, two) new digital currencies! Both invented back in early ought’14, namely BaconBits, proposed as the solution for making change for a pork-based currency:
“What about BaconBits? That’s kinda a digital currency isn’t it? I mean, after all, it’s got the word “bits” in it, right?”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3111580/posts
and CatnipmanCoin, an ENTIRELY NEW currency:
“Hey, I’ve started up another alternative currency called CatnipManCoin. Mine are BETTER than old-fashioned virtual coins because I’ve had mine actually printed up, so they are actually tangible. I’ve printed up ten million of them and promise not to print any more. The face value is one billion dollars each, but I’ve selling them at a steep discount of $1.00 each so as to allow plenty of profit upside to those who buy-in early. BTW, there’s a limit of 1000 CatnipManCoins per person, so hurry before they are all gone!”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3130015/posts
(BTW, will you take either BaconBits or CatnipmanCoin in payment for BitOGold(TM)?)