Family Performed Lamb Sacrifice for Burbank Man Days Before He Was Ejected Onto 5 Freeway Sign

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[BenLurkin]

[thackney]

He should have tried using a seat belt over animal sacrifice.

[Responsibility2nd]

God said He wanted an UNBLEMISHED lamb as a sacrifice.

Next time, they’ll know better. I hope.

[NEMDF]

Remind me not to do any lamb sacrifices to gamble on safety in the future.

[DannyTN]

Well, that didn’t work.

[American in Israel]

How odd, what god?

[Roman_War_Criminal]

That must have been ugly!

Too bad he used the wrong LAMB.

[Autonomous User]

” In the Armenian culture sacrifices are done when someone escapes death, as Richards life was once spared. “

I’ll take Final Destination for $1000 Alex.

[Responsibility2nd]

(singing) I’ve got the Blood of the Lamb covering me.

Yes, I’m covered by the Blood of the Lamb....

Uh-oh.

[pepsionice]

In the Roman era....they had sacrifice experts who you’d hire out and conduct the episode in the backyard, and if they came to view any part of the internals of the limb as being unfit....they’d tell you that, and there’d be a cancellation of the festive occasion until a better day when another lamb could be procured. Naturally, this meant that the party could go on (you already had the food paid out anyway)...but you’d have to run another party for the ‘right’ lamb that was procured.

[spokeshave]

Ain’t cultural diversity just great.

[umgud]

They’d have done better to convince him to just drive safely.

[AppyPappy]

Another death attributed to failed lamb sacrifice for protection. We need common sense lamb sacrifice laws.

[cripplecreek]

I’m fixin to sacrifice a ham.

[PAR35]

Waste of a perfectly good goat by pagans.

[DannyTN]

Well, that didn’t work.

[PAR35]

Oops. Look like they used a lamb instead of a goat. No wonder they had problems with the outcome.

[moose07]

It worked ,he was saved.
He was spared a Twenty foot drop, the sign caught him.
The Goal was disallowed as he failed to clear the crossbar...

[Resolute Conservative]

Muzzies would use that goat for years until menopause set in.

[DannyTN]

I hear that works to ward off hunger.