Posted on 11/02/2015 12:34:11 PM PST by sparklite2
Breaking into a Nebraska zoo to "pet" a tiger has left a woman with injuries from the big cat and a citation for criminal trespass.
Jacqueline Eide, 33, apparently evaded security to sneak into Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo on Halloween night.
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It took a minute ...
got it.
She’s got the crazy eyes. She’d be fun for a weekend, but any more than that, you’re crazy yourself!
I strongly recommend a helmet on that tap of yours, for your own protection.
Hmmm, was she out looking for, ahem, I can't even say it, I'm blushing.
“The cops say she was drugged and liquored up, with a record of craziness. “
She has a long history of arrests which has lead to her being diagnosed as Batshit Crazy.
If that’s her pic, its a dumb tiger
Where was she bitten? Maybe the tiger thought he was smothering and panicked.
What is it with these stupid morons who think that every animal they see is the same as the ones in a Disney movie?
There’s a cure for drunk but there ain’t no cure for stupid. :-)
I’m pretty sure Laz would hit that even if he had to learn lion taming.
Found this on heavy.com
“Eide has a lengthy criminal record, including three convictions for driving under the influence, according to KETV. She was sentenced to jail in 2011 after her third DUI, the news station says.”
“She has also been arrested twice this year in Omaha on unspecified charges, KETV reports, and has convictions for graffiti, disturbing the peace, obstruction of justice and shoplifting.”
“Eide runs a cleaning business in Omaha, called Simply Organized, according to her LinkedIn page....a former employee posted on the company’s Facebook page, after the news about the tiger bite broke, “Well; I used to work for the owner Jacquie, not only did she drink booze out of one of our clients houses. She got drunk and pushed me. She stiffed me on $400 of pay as well.”
Sounds like a chick who needs to grow up and/or get some professional help.
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As for the tiger...apparently the tiger in question is an old (18 yrs) female named Mai. Mai lost a leg as a cub, and as such has been dependent on human beings most of her life, meaning (according to the zoo staff) she’s typically friendlier to humans and less aggressive than most tigers. That may be the reason Eide is still alive rather than a large lump of tiger poo right now.
“If only boobs were brains.”
What, big and soft and mushy? Little titties that can get the job done are so much easier on the back when one gets old.
That was as unexpected as voting for Obamacare and getting bitten even harder in the tresp...ass.
Don’t trespass in zoos and you won’t be attacked by animals. I guess some people don’t have enough gray matter to figure out such things.
Crazy cat lady ping.
This damned excuse for a “woman” has endangered the tiger’s
life. Now that the tiger has been deemed “dangerous”
because it bit her drunken butt; I suppose there’s a very
real likelihood it will lose its life now? - This woman
is a ASS!
OK, that is one more item I can cross off my bucket list.
Where does she fall on the crazy/datable graph?
Maybe it’s Sungirl.
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