[Vince Ferrer]

From a collection of two sentence horror stories:

I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

[conservativegranny]

Oh gheez! That one hit on two of my fears. Not afraid of dying but being buried alive versus burned alive scares the heck out of me. I guess being burned alive would go faster:(