Jeb Bush's Guaca Bowle

Jeb Bush 2016 ^ | 10/22/2015 | Jeb Bush

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

Jeb and Columba love whipping up guacamole on Sunday Funday. Now, you can get in on the act with this “Guaca Bowle.” Jeb’s secret guacamole recipe not included…yet.

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

How does this take three weeks to ship? Is Bush's campaign having it sent to you directly from China... except it claims to be made in America?

[Mastador1]

Damn! I was sure that the jebster whipped it up for munching while watching Sabado Gigante!

[hinckley buzzard]

Cheesy. I can get one of these by going into my local Mexican restaurant and taking one off the table after they serve the chips and salsa. This is a standard piece of restaurant equipment, most likely made in China, probably cost about 3.95.

[KGeorge]

I’d bet it *does* come from China. It bears no resemblance to a real mocajete.
Wondering at this point if Columba is a real Mexican mujere or she just plays one on tv. $75- LOL there’s a sucker born every minute. I inherited mine from my grandmother, but c. 1974, they were maybe $5.

(ps I’ve never known anyone who made guacamole in a mocajete. They are very rough granite & it would be a serious mess. They’re for grinding corn into masa.)

[John S Mosby]

Can’t stand mex food. Mex food is ALWAYs the choice of cheap a@@ liberals. Refried freakin’ beans cooked in heart stopping lard. Cheap fatty cuts of meat and.. disgusting guacamole.

And, certainly all this guac is “an act of love”. Give me Cuban food any, any day. Spanish seafood. Paella. Real cooking. Not this down stream slush.

[Jim from C-Town]

They want to make sure the check or Credit Card transaction clears?

Made to order?

[Flick Lives]

Somewhere there’s a warehouse with 10,000 of these items sitting in it .

[Jim from C-Town]

Check it out!

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Jeb-Guaca-Guacamole-Molcajete/dp/B014MG861M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1445570155&sr=8-1&keywords=Guaca+Bowle

[onedoug]

¡Jeb’s! guano bowl.

[Bullish]

Jeb can take his guacamole recipe and....

[redfreedom]

Some how Jeb makes just about anything Mexican sissyfied & disgusting.

[tumblindice]

That thing is actually called a molcajete. They just re-named it.

[sheana]

I have a real one that was given to me by a Mexican friend that owns a restaurant. You’re right, I would never make guacamole in it.
The plastic ones like Jeb’s can be found at the dollar store once in awhile. I use my plastic ones for salsa.

[montag813]

Is there any limit to how many tens of millions the cheap labor traitors are willing to dump on Jebbe’s collapsing campaign?

[KGeorge]

Well, I guess we better guard them with our lives, Sheana. I googled to see what was around & there are even some made out of plastic (PLASTIC?!)

I’ve forgotten now who corrected the spelling. It *is* molcajete with an L. I may be wrong about using them for grinding corn, too. My search also turned up ‘’metate’’. HOLY GUACAMOLE! They’re right at 400 bucks! (& they’re BIG. The molcajete I have is like an anvil & it’s not that big.)

[sheana]

http://www.amazon.com/R-S-V-P-GUAC-2-Authetic-Mexican-Molcajete/dp/B002AAYXQ0?tag=duckduckgo-ipad-20

[KGeorge]

Yes’m. I saw that. 0.0 LOL FIFTY DOLLARS?! That’s just crazy.

[KGeorge]

You’re just not getting the good stuff, John. Lord. I cannot live without it. (I can’t stand fat on meat, either. Ever. These days, I make it at home. In San Antonio, no less. It’s a disgrace.)

Cuban & South America food is fabulous, though.

[COBOL2Java]

Maybe ¡Jeb! can get Guías de México to sell them in supermarkets.