[Twinkie]

UGH! Looked up my birthday and found that Mussolini had
my birthday. Twinkie wants her birthday back!

MY BIRTHDAY!
Mussolini was born on my birthday;
A fact which makes me very sad,
Twinkie wants to be a good girl,
Not share my day with someone bad!

I’m going to get my birthday back!
Benito can’t have it any more,
How can I reclaim my birthday
Now that it’s been sullied by the war?

There’s no more I can say about it;
It has loused up Twinkie’s day,
I just don’t know why I checked that website,
Those birthday sites just do not pay!

{Twinkie sulking for a whole stanza} :o(

The End

[M Kehoe]

Don't sulk Twinkie, John 3:16 saves you. 😊 5.56mm

[Red Badger]

Just be glad your birthday isn’t April 22 (Lenin) or April 20 (Hitler) or December 26 (Mao) or December 18 (Stalin) or August 13 (Fidel Castro) or June 14 (Che Guevara).................................