[Swordmaker]

However, we Windows users know way more about virus recovery, system rebuilds, constant vulnerability management, near-undetectable data exfiltration and the thrills of data breach incident response!

Yes, that is absolutely true. . . an unparalleled skill set. . . useful for. . . wait, I'm trying to think of what it might be useful in doing. . . I'm trying . . . hold on. . . it'll come to me. . .

[MarchonDC09122009]

You didn’t try hard enough -
Steady Windows use develops an “unparalleled skill set” for: IT Security vulnerability & threat assessment, patch management, and ultimately leads to Mac conversion evangelical zeal!