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1 posted on 10/13/2015 11:53:21 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

They didn’t tell him about the MSG.


2 posted on 10/13/2015 11:53:54 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

3 posted on 10/13/2015 11:55:20 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: nickcarraway

Kong Pao Leadbetter.


4 posted on 10/13/2015 11:55:33 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: nickcarraway

He’s the type of guy who would probably accept an invitation to bob for French Fries at a Halloween party.


6 posted on 10/13/2015 11:57:45 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: nickcarraway

looks like an over the hill pirate.


7 posted on 10/13/2015 11:58:12 AM PDT by dp0622
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To: nickcarraway
Wok this way...

8 posted on 10/13/2015 12:00:22 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like he didn’t Wok away unscathed


11 posted on 10/13/2015 12:19:50 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: nickcarraway

In medieval times, they used to pour boiling oil on people attacking the castle ...


12 posted on 10/13/2015 12:21:51 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: nickcarraway

Wok’s wrong with him?


15 posted on 10/13/2015 12:44:34 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: nickcarraway
Pork Fried Rice Eye
16 posted on 10/13/2015 12:49:06 PM PDT by tflabo (Psalm 1)
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To: nickcarraway

“He reached over to a tin and in a struggle a wok with hot fat in was spilt over the suspect...”

That’s Sum Dum Gai.,,


17 posted on 10/13/2015 12:50:24 PM PDT by DemforBush (Ex-Democrat, and NOT for Jeb. Just so we're *perfectly* clear this time.)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

“She told me to Wok this way, Wok this way.”


19 posted on 10/13/2015 1:15:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, boiling oil is one of those classical weapons.

I’m slightly disappointed to read it was in a tussle over the wok, rather than a deliberate counterattack by one of the robbery victims, and sorry to read that one of the women also suffered burns.


22 posted on 10/13/2015 1:24:47 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
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To: nickcarraway

It was all in the escape. Wok, don’t run.


24 posted on 10/13/2015 1:50:34 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: nickcarraway

Hope the woman wasn’t badly burned and comes out OK


25 posted on 10/13/2015 2:05:11 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: nickcarraway

The perp needs to suck it up
and wok like a man.


26 posted on 10/13/2015 2:07:09 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Eagles fan after loss to Dallas -- This is the first time I ever saw the "prevent offense".)
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To: nickcarraway

Things didn’t wok out as panned.


27 posted on 10/13/2015 2:15:38 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
George likes his kung pao hot.


29 posted on 10/13/2015 2:22:37 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

The only thing they did wrong was not starting off with the boiling oil.

DANG!


30 posted on 10/13/2015 6:40:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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