[GOPsterinMA]

Right. But everyone, regardless of how they die, will become a zombie. Unless you have someone waiting to shoot you in the head or decide to toss yourself into a volcano, that is.

Ammo or not, swords or not, the zombies win out. Unless there’s a cure, which I don’t believe there is/will be.

I strongly believe the zombie plague is caused by an airborne pathogen.

[NFHale]

RE “...will become a zombie....”

And hence, will vote for “Hope and Change”...

[NFHale]

RE “...I strongly believe the zombie plague is caused by an airborne pathogen....”

Nope.

Got it all figured out.

It was Spam. Bad canned Spam. Was past it’s expiration date; Ma Modiglio served it up at the diner, and well... things didn’t turn out so well.

This is true. Lemme tellya.

[NFHale]

Here’s the REAL reason for the Zombie outbreak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRKUqlpxvSI

[NFHale]

Even BETTER!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVKYsYhVOTM