Posted on 10/10/2015 7:39:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Police say a man threw a hot sauce bottle and knocked his victim unconscious in a fight over graham crackers.
Riveria Beach police say Shawn Deandre Thomas was eating graham crackers this week at a church that provides meals for the homeless. Authorities said Thomas became upset when someone asked for his crackers so he picked up a bottle of hot sauce and allegedly threw it at the man's head, knocking him unconscious.
According to a police report, Thomas also punched another man in the throat when he tried to intervene. Thomas is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and battery.
The Palm Beach Post reports the 40-year-old and a 57-year-old victims were taken to a hospital but their conditions were not known.
That is true. And if you bit off one corner of your graham cracker square, it instantly became a graham cracker S&W 9mm.
You know, that happens to me all the time...
Just as that dindu was about to get his life together..............
And very specific.
I hate when that happens.
And he was just trying to turn his life around. Then he got sauced, and then he got hot, and then he went crackers.
Looks like he got OCed.
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