Posted on 10/06/2015 11:03:54 AM PDT by PROCON
While our planet may have survived Septembers blood moon, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned.
The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
Tell Laz!
It’s the greatest pickup line EVER!
“Hey, baby. The world is gonna end tomorrow. I have a great plan for what we can do until then.”
Everyone knows the World will end October 21st, 2015 at 8:07pm PST when a Jennifer Parker from 1985 meets herself in her 2015 counter part's living room!
Fortunately the Destruction will only be limited to our local Galactic cluster.
“Theres no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so youve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and its far too late to start making a fuss about it now.”
Stop tempting Fate by reminding it of our past misdeeds, and the awful sins of the dogs and cats.
These people need to go back and read the Bible some more. They’re looneys.
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Dang, just one more day to watch alska the last frontier reruns-
Well I always heard the Cubs making the post-season was one of the Seven Signs.
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I thought actually winning the World Series was the sign.
Bad news for Donald Trump.
He won’t get to be president.
I couldn't resist the urge to make it the size of your browser.
A hint, if you don't already know it: add "width=100%" as a parameter to the HTML IMG directive. Or, you can choose another percentage. The key is to add the percentage symbol.
I’m going to have to bookmark that Airplane II gif. The only thing missing is the sound.
Rolls of quarters?
Amen, indeed it is!
I inferred that.
You’re so smart. :P ;) I was just merely pointing out the obvious.
World to end tomorrow.
Free beer tomorrow.
The Dodgers are in the playoffs. Noooooooooooooo
End of the world party at my place tonight!
In case we need to “Phone Home.”
‘Isru chag ba`avotim, `ad qarnot hamizbeach.
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