Depending on the band, it may have been worth paying $79.00 to not attend.
"Give me time
To realize my crime
Let me love and steal
I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real..."
Or if the curse toast was embarrassing enough.
[George: "Alright, still her father didn't have to throw me out like that, he could have just asked me to leave. The guy had me in a headlock!"]