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2 posted on
09/25/2015 6:19:21 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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3 posted on
09/25/2015 6:19:33 AM PDT by
fireforeffect
(A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
To: Lucky9teen
Whew we're good for now
5 posted on
09/25/2015 6:20:13 AM PDT by
xp38
To: Lucky9teen
Top ten? Once can hope.
Some really old jokes:
* A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”
* What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
* How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.
* When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.
* The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.
7 posted on
09/25/2015 6:20:17 AM PDT by
upchuck
(Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist. Different subject: Go CRUZ!)
To: Lucky9teen
10 posted on
09/25/2015 6:22:46 AM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lucky9teen
Two Groucho Marx anecdotes he said at Carnegie Hall from the album an Evening With Groucho
“A priest once told me I want to thank you for all the joy you’ve brought into this world. I said, and I want to thank you for all the joy you’ve taken out of this world.”
“Once I was traveling and a priest bumped into me, and I dropped my cigar. I said, ‘Jesus Christ!’ The priest reached into his pocket, takes out a cheroot (cigar?). He says, ‘Groucho, you just said the secret word’.”
To: Lucky9teen
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Off to the Oktoberfest in Munich. I’ll have a beer for all Freepers!
15 posted on
09/25/2015 6:48:17 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
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17 posted on
09/25/2015 6:53:22 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(The service that counts the most is usually recognized by God alone.-- Michael T Ringwood)
To: Lucky9teen
OK...too late to be in the Top Anything...
But Good Morning Everybody!
:-)
22 posted on
09/25/2015 7:14:51 AM PDT by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
IT'S FRIDAY!!1!
To: Lucky9teen
"I pray John will seek the treatment he needs!"
25 posted on
09/25/2015 7:28:50 AM PDT by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: Lucky9teen
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40 posted on
09/25/2015 9:29:57 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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51 posted on
09/25/2015 11:00:51 AM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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