Posted on 09/20/2015 3:34:26 AM PDT by WhiskeyX
Reminds me of a story I once read in a Navy Safety Report (of all things). A sailor on leave had been injecting cocaine into his penis. When he got to the hospital his penis had turned black and while he was being treated his penis fell off. Bummer, man.
Holy cow! I know Michael Vick is a d-bag, but didn’t know about his herpes pseudonym...blech. Would say Vick is as big an @-hole as DIRT-X-POTUS42.
No better way to go!
Or Woody’s landlady on King Pin! :-)
I hope he doesn’t stiff the hospital on the bill.
Nurses were seen lining up outside the hospital to “treat” the patient.
Thank you for the biology lesson, I am so glad Mother Nature made me a girl
Shibumi, I hope you are feeling a bit better, it’s good to see you back
VIAGRA works by opening the arteries. It was originally a heart medicine for angina. Too much and your blood pressure drops so low you may end up dead.
Cialis also works the same way, and my heart doctor warned me to stay away from it as if I do have to go to the hospital and they administer an artery opening drug it can kill me with low blood pressure.
I’m almost 70 and use Viagra.
It takes an hour to kick in. After that hour I’ve forgotten why I took it.
Turns out this might be true....at least according to what you and others have posted with medical research. Stay healthy Ruy Dias de Bivar!
Is that you Laz?
Better that way then being blown up on the Reliant.
Problem is, by that point, you’re not getting any pleasure out of it, nothing but pain.
There is a reason the phrase “dumb azz” was invented. :-)
Good to be back.
All it took was a few days in hospital and a couple dozen Viagra washed down with a case of beer and some bath salts.
Excuse me now. There’s a “Naked Face Cannibal” run starting in five minutes.
LOL! This gotta be post of the day for this thread!
He was counting on living long enough to get tired of the new wife and finding a newer one. In Viet nNam his $600 a month SS made him a rich sort-of-American and he could attract youngish women. He also had a $20k life insurance for which his relatives here immediately launched an attempt to obtain. The lady in Viet Nam eventually got it. I am glad. She deserves it for putting up with him for a year. For her it is a very large sum. His sisters here would have spent it all in a week.
Your home page is a fascinating read. Well done.
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