That was an epic non-opus opus. Be sure to wash your hands when you are done.
A Marine and a Sailor find them self next to each other in the rest room at a bar in San Diego. When they finish their “businss” the Sailor heads toward the sink to wash his hands, and the Marine walks to the door. The sailor says “Hey Marine, what’s wrong with you? In boot camp they taught us to wash our hands when we went to the bathroom.”
The Marine replied “That’s funny, they taught us not to pee on our hands.”
Laz posted THE epic non-opus. I don’t know where it is.