Posted on 09/17/2015 3:16:24 PM PDT by ScottWalkerForPresident2016
So Skittles kind of has a hold on the whole taste-the-rainbow thing, but starting today Doritos is giving it a try.
That's right, your computer isn't deceiving you; what we have here are real, live, rainbow-colored chips. Now before you go eschewing them as gross or unnatural, just know that the venture is for a very good cause. (Don't worry, we made the same mistake too). The limited-edition snacks were conceived with the It Gets Better project to "celebrate the LGBT community "in the boldest, most colorful way possible," according to the company. The color palette was inspired by the pride flag, obviously.
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LOL, made me laugh...
Ah, but it does...
Don't forget the Q; LGBTQ. Been seeing the media using that recently. Haven't looked it up, but I surmise the Q stands for 'questioning'.
They should add Olestra just for the warning label.
I can eat some Doritos, but I hate all the fancy flavored crap.
Pass.
That looks disgusting.
I love plain kettle cooked potato chips. I can’t eat them, but if I could choose anything...well, maybe chocolate covered potato chips.
When they notice the big hit they take in their business, they will rethink this stupid gay crap.
#22 I’ve never seen corn made out of Jelly Beans. Neat, and tasty, too.
I prefer Tostitos, or Mission. Better flavor and don’t come in un-natural colors.
No thanks.
It's not jelly beans, it's real corn. Google "colored corn."
No thanks.
Tostitos is a Frito-Lays brand too.
Doritos are entertainment?
Or is this just more Pink Journalism from gay newrooms full of gay journalists who don’t actually tell their audiences/readers that they have a personal stake in advancing the homosexual agenda.
Man, this seriously sucks. I like to put some Fritos in my chili. Doritos I don’t like because they have MSG in them. That crap gives me a headache.
Dear sissy sirs at PepsiCo:
I tried your new Gay Doritos product to experiment with something new. I must say I did not like them at all. Even with jelly they hurt something awful when I inserted them and I am worried that the salt and spices may lead to burning sensations later.
PS: What’s that you say? They weren’t meant to be used like that? Homosexuals failed basic biology and no one is permitted to point that out anymore.
>>Don’t forget the Q; LGBTQ. Been seeing the media using that recently. Haven’t looked it up, but I surmise the Q stands for ‘questioning’.
Replace “LGBTQ” with “C”.
‘C’ for Confused.
Boycott!
Fail!
If you don’t know how bad they taste, you don’t know dick.
Anti-semitism? What a dope.
I wonder if they will come up with little cartoon characters (similar to the Keebler elves) to help market the product .... maybe queer little elves and pixies doing each other and pooping out cornhole chips.
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