Okday, let's this scenario then. It's pre-9/11. Hard to imagine now but there was such a time. You're flying out of D/FW and seated next to you is that muzzie family from Irving, Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed and his kid. Young Ahmed opens his school bag and you see a device that looks like the "invention" shown in the newspaper's site video. How would you react?
And here I thought De Plane no longer flies to Fantasy Island.
You should be forced to wear one of those over-sized bicycle helmets whenever there is likelihood of yourself getting close to ice-cream in any form...