Okay, here we are at Week Deuce and while I get my much needed upgrade after Dez went down... 
here are my dead solid picks:
Sept. 17
Thursday Night my Old Dallas Texans show Manning Heavy that that life in the NFL does not get easier at 39--
Well... 
that's ridiculous, 39 worked for me for 41 years!
Hey, Bend, if this stumble bum can play at 39... 
I can win Super Bowls when I'm 50!
Sept. 20
Regular Sunday action finds big's innocent as the driven snow New England Nuns... 
at that well know former New York Quack Ryan's House of Buffalo Bills, Ribs & Hoof Joint. I'm calling it for the Bills because Tommy B's feet of clay are too good a target for old foot fetish Rex--
Allegra's Texicans take it to Carolina but the do not bring back a win--
Hey, Imp, your old Chicago Cardinals play your current Chicago Bears in Chi-town so, really, how can you loose? After all the fur and feathers fly, Jay Cutler will have again been Jay Cutler & the Redbirds will wing south as winners--
The Bolts visit but Cincy's Bengals eat and drink... 
the rivers dry
Allegra's Old Earlers fly up to Cleveland and Johnny Football... 
puts his first 2015 start in the lost column--
The Viqueens host the Loinchops and Detroit is napping... 
before the mid-day meal--
The Ain'ts bounce back over Tampa Bay--
Against Vick's Old Dogs. Eli & Old Tom finds a new way to lose--
The Stoolers crush the 9ers--
The Deadskins find no mercy from the stump broke Ewes--
Texas A&M at Miami get a Jacksonville bye--
Seven, like your new ride...
but your Waider get Black Byrd Crap... 
all over them--
-- We... 
lost?????????
Aaron Boy brews up some... 
Seahag stew--
Monday Night Feetball finds the Colts getting their act together at the Jersey Jets' expense--
And while the Iggles huff and puff... 
my 'Boys blow their house down.
you got less than three days!
X = WinnerAnd that's how week 2 will shake out