[skeptoid]

Open for opinions here.

[PAR35]

Those Alaskans must be wimps if he was able to go to jail instead of the hospital.

[lee martell]

Even if this was a medically induced state of mind, or state of urgency, he will never live this down.
For his sake, I hope he’s self employed. I don’t think Resume Builder or even Monster .com has a template to suit this situation.

[NormsRevenge]

JetBrew.. An aftertaste like no other ale

[stylin19a]

sleep walking ?

[OttawaFreeper]

Maybe he’s one of those “Occupy” types who don’t really have any use for modern toilets or for showering more than once or twice a month, etc.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I’m guessing he was either impaired from something, or he has an issue with sleepwalking. One of my sons used to sleepwalk occasionally. Sometimes we would find him sitting up in bed with his eyes open, but he wasn’t awake. One night he used a chair in his room as a urinal.

[kanawa]

He ‘self-identifies’ as a dog.

[blueunicorn6]

I told JetBlue that additional charge for the bathroom wasn’t going to turn out well.

[kiryandil]

Geez - who does he think he is, The Government?

[tumblindice]

Did he ask for an empty milk jug?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

This reminds me of Judge Judy.

The title of her autobiography: “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”

[silverleaf]

Adds new meaning to the term “ jet stream”

[Jet Jaguar]

Back in the 50’s and 60’s, that guy would have been in a mental institution and not traveling about with the general public.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

When you gotta go, ya gotta go!

DANG!

[Oratam]

Gerard Finneran got him beat.

[Redcitizen]

He misheard the stewardess when she offered “peanuts””.

[Titan Magroyne]

Considering he deplaned with his face intact, maybe *everyone* on the flight was on Ambien. Holy crap!