Hi Sword, got one for your list here.... I think... :-)
It’s the huffing (glue?) & puffington post. What do you expect from a bunch metrosexuals?

An apple gun would probably make you pull the trigger 10 times before actually firing. Warning did you really pull the trigger? You know if you fire we cannot get the bullet back. Are you sure you want to fire? Are you really intending to shoot something? You will not hold apple liable for any damages or lawsuits against you, still want to fire?
The homo nazi CEO will soon be out Apple soap for the men’s shower. His sycophant customers will take it ... Well... You know...
Closer to the truth would be all of a sudden liberals waiting in line all night to buy a gun just because it has the apple logo.
In keeping with Apple design philosophy, there will only be a single button trigger, no safety or other “cluttering” controls.
The first generation of the iPistol will have a pre-loaded magazine, which cannot be removed. (The plan being that when the magazine is empty, you will buy another iPistol)
The second generation of iPistol will have a removable magazine, but will use a different calibre round. It also won’t fit into first generation holsters.
Third generation iPistol will have the option of pairing with the new AppleTarget