
Gee honey I don't know.
But... it... it has your mother's nose.
Imagine the mom and dad on Mars wondering about the flesh colored kid.
Or, like they said in the Mad Magazine parody of “Rosemary’s Baby” (1968):
Satanist: “He has his father’s eyes!”
Mother (Mia Farrow): “Red and bloodshot? Who’s his father, Dean Martin?”