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Ted Nugent Walks Into a Muslim Book Store- You Won't Believe What Happens Next
Mr. Conservative ^ | 9/5/2015 | Mr. Conservative

Posted on 09/09/2015 1:23:22 PM PDT by conservativejoy

Ted Nugent is a legendary rocker who has developed a reputation for being an unapologetic conservative.

Last week, Nugent posted a story on Facebook about visiting a Muslim bookstore recently. According to Young Conservatives, the story has quickly gone viral, and when you read it you’ll know why.

Ted Nugent:

So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store". I was wondering what exactly was a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "GET OUT! GET OUT AND STAY OUT!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

That's our Ted!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: chicago; illinois; michigan; oldjoke; tednugent; texas
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1 posted on 09/09/2015 1:23:22 PM PDT by conservativejoy
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2 posted on 09/09/2015 1:27:05 PM PDT by EEGator
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You mean they don’t have to serve him...?


3 posted on 09/09/2015 1:27:08 PM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

> I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”

> The clerk said, “GET OUT! GET OUT AND STAY OUT!”

> I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

[even if it isn’t true, it should be]


4 posted on 09/09/2015 1:28:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW)
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Someone sent that ‘story’ weeks ago though Ted was not the protagonist. Either uncle Ted saw it and ran with it or someone just put teds name in the place. BTW. The story as I read it went “get the f*** out and don’t come back”. I would suggest snopes but they are too leftist to trust.


5 posted on 09/09/2015 1:31:34 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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ROFL.


6 posted on 09/09/2015 1:32:32 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: conservativejoy

My sincere hope:

A continuous line of ‘customers’ every hour for the next 30 days asking the same question with the same response...

LOL


7 posted on 09/09/2015 1:34:35 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)
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Did Ted also ask about Glenn Beck’s book about muslims?


8 posted on 09/09/2015 1:35:37 PM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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To: Vaquero

Even a recreated video of this would be great.


9 posted on 09/09/2015 1:36:04 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
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Motor City Madman Bump!


10 posted on 09/09/2015 1:36:35 PM PDT by exnavy (Common sense seems to be uncommon these days.)
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"Donald Trump’s message sings to Americans because he doesn’t play politically correct brain-dead games. He calls them like he sees them. That’s refreshing to millions of Americans who believe political correctness is a public cancer that has eroded free speech and everything else good about America...

Instead of being condemned and lampooned by the likes of Ari Fleischer and his ilk, Donald Trump should be given the Medal of Freedom for speaking his mind in such a bold, honest and straight-forward manner.”

Ted Nugent



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11 posted on 09/09/2015 1:37:30 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: conservativejoy

Last week, Nugent posted a story...

Essentially same joke posted in March (without Ted & Trump):

http://www.assaultweb.net/forums/showthread.php?p=701549


12 posted on 09/09/2015 1:38:39 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Vaquero

Even a recreated video of this would be great.


13 posted on 09/09/2015 1:39:21 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
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Ted Nugent Walks Into a Muslim Book Store

That sounds like the opening line of a really funny joke.

14 posted on 09/09/2015 1:40:54 PM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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Hilarious!


15 posted on 09/09/2015 1:42:36 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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According to the article, this was viral from his face book page.


16 posted on 09/09/2015 1:44:45 PM PDT by conservativejoy (We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
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To: SunkenCiv

It is NOT true, but it IS a funny joke! I told it myself 2 weeks ago about being in a Mexican bookstore.


17 posted on 09/09/2015 1:49:42 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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The store owners need to bake a cake for him!!


18 posted on 09/09/2015 1:52:18 PM PDT by Radagast the Fool (At my signal, UNLEASH PALIN!!)
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To: EEGator
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele...


19 posted on 09/09/2015 1:54:14 PM PDT by BigEdLB (We need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' on Iranian bombing runs. It is not vituous)
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He should file a law suite that he was discriminated against because of religion and being a patriotic American.


20 posted on 09/09/2015 1:58:58 PM PDT by Bobby_Taxpayer
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