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Norway Company Turns Pine Trees Into Hotdogs
The Local ^ | 01 Sep 2015

Posted on 09/05/2015 11:34:00 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: DemforBush

Paging Euell Gibbons
Paging Euell Gibbons

I wonder how fir this fad will actually go


21 posted on 09/05/2015 11:54:35 AM PDT by vrwconspiracist (The Tax Man cometh)
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To: nickcarraway
A Norwegian biorefinery company has started turning waste wood fibre into a cream-like fat substitute which it claims can be used to make ice cream, mayonnaise and even hot dogs.

To make this into a killer app, it needs to be able to make bacon.
22 posted on 09/05/2015 11:57:16 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: nickcarraway

The new fibre apparently tastes, feels and fill you up like fat, but as it is in fact undigestible fibre, it does not pile on the pounds or provide extra energy.

...

Reminds me of Olestra, the champ of flatulence and anal leakage.


23 posted on 09/05/2015 12:01:10 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

There’s already a seaweed that, when fried, tastes just like bacon. I’d like to try that!


24 posted on 09/05/2015 12:01:18 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: nickcarraway

Pretty Funny, it is precise;y because of all the Artificial Crap that has been introduced since the 70’s that made People so FAT in the first Place!, Let’s try some more of the same!


25 posted on 09/05/2015 12:02:51 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: nickcarraway
Norwegian Wood (This Bird has Flown)
26 posted on 09/05/2015 12:03:03 PM PDT by MD Expat in PA
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To: nickcarraway

A real treet!


27 posted on 09/05/2015 12:04:30 PM PDT by Savage Beast (We the People OF THE UNITED STATESÂ…do ordain and establish this Constitution FOR THE UNITED STATES.)
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To: nickcarraway

A real treet!


28 posted on 09/05/2015 12:04:37 PM PDT by Savage Beast (We the People OF THE UNITED STATESÂ…do ordain and establish this Constitution FOR THE UNITED STATES.)
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To: nickcarraway

So, the old Post Grape Nuts cereal commercial finally becomes true? We’ll be eating bark and twigs?................


29 posted on 09/05/2015 12:04:41 PM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: DemforBush

Go out on a limb and buy some. It’s bite is better than its bark....................


30 posted on 09/05/2015 12:05:36 PM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: vrwconspiracist

He’s dead, Jim.................


31 posted on 09/05/2015 12:06:41 PM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: vrwconspiracist

I’ve been racking my brain trying to remember that guy’s name!

It was the first thing that came to mind. :)


32 posted on 09/05/2015 12:07:09 PM PDT by berdie
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To: nickcarraway

native americans tribes were called bark-eaters (algonquins, or abenake or some such tribe) because in winter they subsisted on pine bark


33 posted on 09/05/2015 12:09:15 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: nickcarraway

OK, now let’s see them turn hot dogs into pine trees....then I’ll be impressed!


34 posted on 09/05/2015 12:12:01 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: nickcarraway
It's all a ruse, it's really Soylent Green, the gaia worshippers plan for population control. When they say "I could just eat you up", you should be afraid, very afraid.
35 posted on 09/05/2015 12:13:24 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: berdie; vrwconspiracist

This is a little embarrassing to admit, but...when I was a little kid, I thought Eule Gibbons and Yul Brynner were the same guy.

Sure would have made for a different version of The King and I, yes?


36 posted on 09/05/2015 12:14:45 PM PDT by DemforBush (I did not have head-patting relations with that candidate, Jeb Bush.)
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To: tet68

Is this substance anything like Olestra?

People were cautioned against consuming more than a modicum of of the substance, which was promoted several years ago as a “fat substitute”.

Now remember, most of the objections came from an organization that calls itself “Center for Science in the Public Interest”, known for their widespread application of incomplete studies and generally junk science in their pursuit of an agenda.

Among their objections were assertions that the fat-soluble nutrients in the blood stream were depleted at an unusual rate, far in excess of expected drops. This included many vitamins and various carotenoids, which were then excreted fro the body, and the presence of the Olestra caused sometimes severe bouts of diarrhea or bowel leakage. This agency also wanted to link Olestra with carcinogenic activity, but this is just one of their typical scare tactics.

Expect the same kind of assault on this new product.


37 posted on 09/05/2015 12:16:35 PM PDT by alloysteel (If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers.)
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To: DemforBush

*chuckle*


38 posted on 09/05/2015 12:22:37 PM PDT by berdie
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To: DemforBush

Are you logged on?


39 posted on 09/05/2015 12:29:05 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: nickcarraway

Lots of commercial ice creams already incorporate wood-based ingredients. Imitation vanilla flavors are made from tree leftovers.


40 posted on 09/05/2015 12:43:15 PM PDT by earglasses (I was blind, and now I hear...)
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