Posted on 09/04/2015 6:31:54 PM PDT by HarleyLady27
A lady has decided for giving herself a special treat on her Seventeenth birthday by staying overnight in a very expensive & magnificent hotel. Next morning, The Desk clerk handed her a bill of $250. She insisted to know about Highly charged bill "I accept it's a good hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just staying for one night - I didn't even have breakfast!" The Desk clerk told her that Two-Hundred-and-Fifty Dollars is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on Communicating to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, informed by the desk clerk, declared : "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and Specialized huge conference center designed and built almost exclusively to host conferences which are available for use." But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He explained "We have the best performers (comedians, singers & dancers) from all over the world performing in this Hotel 24/7 Hrs." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She supplicated. "Well, we have them, and you could have." was the response,.
No matter what facilities and services the Manager mentioned, she responded, "But I didn't utilize it!" and the Manager contradicted with his standard response.
After several minutes debate, and with the Manager still unruffled, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager looked at her in astonishment when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
LOL!
OK, that’s funny.
Her seventeenth birthday?
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Hah ha ha! Thanks for the great laugh. I needed it.
Pretty sharp for a seventeen-year-old...
I like it! I’m a terrible joke teller but maybe my husband will remember it.
(Borrowed From Lucky9Teen’s FR’s “***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***”...)
At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.
Someone had to remind me, So I’m reminding you, too.
Don’t laugh..... It is all true!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 & beyond!
...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run — anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge..
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance Is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER,NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
I just thought we needed a laugh or two today....
You must have meant “seventieth” not 17th.
I reckoned she was one of those leap year babies. Heh.
Oh now that is so funny and so true!!!
I love it!!! Thank you!
Thank you, I can’t do graphics yet...lol
Ain’t it the truth!!!
I like it! I’m a terrible joke teller but maybe my husband will remember it.
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Sounds like the one that went to jail and someone yelled out 44 and all laughed.
Then 62 and all laughed
Then 115 etc etc etc etc
BNG goes ‘What is all that about?’
Old Con “Well we have heard all the jokes so many times we just numbered them to make it easier”.
BNG yells Out 88...Nothing.....173 Nothing...etc
OC - “Well Newbie some people just can’t tell a joke”
Do they take personal checks anymore?
Thanks for the humor!
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