I never uttered asshat first!
YOU EARNED THE TITLE!
You came in as an asshat TROLL attempting to hijack the thread. . . and then doubled down. . . and continued escalating your asshattery. You knew what you were doing. If that is not being an asshat, what is?
You owe an apology to me and everyone on this thread for your uncivilized, rude and boorish actions.
No, you just acted it first...