Posted on 08/23/2015 1:45:55 PM PDT by SteveH
Alright people, we need to get it together. I say this because Kid Warrior the Anti-Justin Bieber just gained major ground in being our Nations coolest teenager, and its because this 15 year-old eco-hip-hop artist/activist just teamed up with 20 other youths to sue our Federal Government for fossil fuel exploitation.
His name is Xiuhtezcatl Martinez and hes been owning the podium lately, demanding our government to reduce CO2 emissions. He also accuses our federal government of being responsible for allowing our nations climate system to be destroyed.
(Excerpt) Read more at ryot.org ...
Is this satire?
I agree. If most of our federal workers would just stop breathing, and cease emitting all that CO2, we'd be far better off.
(Xiuhtezcatl Roske- Martinez of Boulder has been an environment-al activist since age 12. His name stems from his father's Aztec heritage. He's also a street corner male prostitute.)
I’m guessing this little wanker will end up a homo if he ain’t already.
What’s his science degree in?
The first thing Barry’s “unaccompanied scumbags” do once they illegally enter the country is sign up for government freebies. The second thing they are doing is suing the US taxpayers via the US Government. Had enough “love” yet?
It looks like a girl to me.
Assuming that the brat has actually been in a science class-what was his teacher talking about-unicorns?
That kid doesn’t know that this thing called “weather” is what goes with “climate” outdoors-while “climate” indoors is controlled by a “system” of heating and A/C, etc-I certainly hope he doesn’t decide to go into engineering or construction as a profession when he grows up-if he does, he won’t get a project he bids on more than once...
Meh, another math challenged future English or Political Science major. Go for it, kid. They’ve lowered their already low standards to your level.
All they know is what they THINK they know. 16-yrar olds don’t know jack squat about anything unless they have direct experience with the subject.
There’s a reason 15 year-olds are not allowed to drive.
Don't you hate it that Cortez missed some?
DEEZ NUTZ 2016.
... for each other ... in and around gay bars ... lol
15 minutes of fame is wasted on the young. If he was in his motherland 1,000 years ago he would be on a slab with some chieftain eating his heart while he watched. Mils are the hippies of the new age. Gag me. They never change. Long-haired, maggot infested, good time rock n rollers, as Rush likes to say.
“A male prostitute”, huh? He needs to learn to spit. That stuff has turned his brain to mush.

Rather than the normal "spork weasel" setting, Ralph just has to turn the Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed knob to the next detent, "Moose Cheese Sister", and the ZOT 9000 operates in Climate Modification Mode.
Global temperatures have not warmed a bit during the time any of these kids have been alive.
Mind full of rotten mush. . .
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