You don't say! Well if that ain't the gol-darnedest thing I e'er did hear! They used to tell me I looked like I got licked on the back 'o my hair by a cow. But to be licked in the butt by a super high-strung 2-year old colt that went by the name 'o Sky Messenger? Yessiree, if that don't beat all. You musta bin wearing those assless chaps I keep hearin' 'bout 'round these here parts.