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To: nikos1121

She’s still not going to sleep with you.


93 posted on 08/09/2015 1:38:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Dear Jeb Bush..... Trump upped his game. Up yours!.... Love, Laz.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, you said it all, Laz.


99 posted on 08/09/2015 1:42:10 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: I'd like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
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To: Lazamataz
"But...I stood *up* for her..."(sniff)

(turns away, crying)

'But...someday, she'll notice. And you'll see. ALL of you."

(Later that evening, a sound of a keyboard clicking is heard from his mother's basement...)

"Dear Megyn, ..."

109 posted on 08/09/2015 1:53:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lazamataz

She’s still not going to sleep with you.


But would you hit it laz?


152 posted on 08/09/2015 2:52:34 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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