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Man on Meth Claims to Be Tarzan, Tries to Enter Monkey Exhibit: Cops
New York Post ^ | August 6, 2015

Posted on 08/07/2015 10:31:01 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A man who claimed to be Tarzan has been arrested after he allegedly climbed a tree and tried to get into the monkey exhibit at a Southern California zoo.

A zookeeper called 911 Tuesday morning to report that a shirtless man plastered in mud had climbed about 20 feet into a tree at the bird exhibit at the Santa Ana Zoo

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: meth; tarzan

1 posted on 08/07/2015 10:31:01 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Can we get Jane to confirm whether or not he is Tarzan?


2 posted on 08/07/2015 10:31:51 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

Tarzan would know that monkeys are not apes.


3 posted on 08/07/2015 10:39:01 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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To: nickcarraway

Everyone can have a bad night. Cut him some slack! Who can honestly say that they’ve never ended a bender covered in mud and crawling into a zoo exhibit?


4 posted on 08/07/2015 10:42:03 AM PDT by Dagnabitt (Islamic Immigration is Treason)
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To: nickcarraway

If he thinks he is Tarzan, than he IS Tarzan.


5 posted on 08/07/2015 10:42:42 AM PDT by lormand (Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
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To: nickcarraway
The Far Side Tarzan photo:  151_zpsd2fe0398.jpg
6 posted on 08/07/2015 10:45:22 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: nickcarraway

In that his “species identity” is ape, I wonder what restroom he will want to use?


7 posted on 08/07/2015 11:50:26 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: nickcarraway

Another Trump supporter after seeing the debate.


8 posted on 08/07/2015 12:24:12 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: nickcarraway

Outside of Washington, I’d never heard of possession by ape man.


9 posted on 08/07/2015 3:49:32 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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