Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp
Posted on 08/07/2015 9:36:48 AM PDT by Theoria
Quick!
Make a bamboo cannon and shoot it with diamonds.
Is he a Sleestak?
Some prankster is going to get ventilated if he/she keeps walking around in that fake costume.
Hillary without her makeup
so that’s what carville’s been up to lately
My thoughts exactly.
Meat!
:-)
So, everyone’s decided this is a male. That’s profiling.
What’s if it’s actually a Lizard Woman? Heck, what if it’s gender confused?
Either way, it would make a nice pair of shoes...
Call him “Liz”?
Valerie Jarrett’s ex-husband?
Must serve great punch after the church ceremony....
I have a friend with a gorilla suit with red reflectors around the eyes. He & his beer drinking buddies get pissed up drunk and take turns running across highways late at night. Without fail the descriptions in the news put him at seven feet tall and crosses the road into the woods in three strides.
I will NOT listen to Lizard Man Deniers! If we don’t act now; in five years the whole world will be overrun by these teratoid, gender-neutral Seattleites!
Oh yes, those famous 6 words “hold ma beer an watch this!”
How you gonna keep ‘em on the farm once they’ve seen the bright lights of Scape Ore Swamp?
Just asking to be shot.
Perhaps we will find out if he will regenerate....heh
I had some male friends back in my college days. They’d have a few beers, and completely wrap themselves in aluminum foil. Then they would hang glow sticks off of them. We lived semi-rural and there was a one lane bridge... they would wait for the occasional car. Of course, one of them would have a police scanner and they’d wait for the “suspicious suspect, witness identifies them as aliens” report to broadcast. Okay... here is where I should just stop. I heard about it and asked them why they thought it was so funny. They invited me along, I went.. and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes.
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