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To: Farmer Dean

I have a friend with a gorilla suit with red reflectors around the eyes. He & his beer drinking buddies get pissed up drunk and take turns running across highways late at night. Without fail the descriptions in the news put him at seven feet tall and crosses the road into the woods in three strides.


13 posted on 08/07/2015 9:51:09 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: blackdog

Oh yes, those famous 6 words “hold ma beer an watch this!”


16 posted on 08/07/2015 10:01:35 AM PDT by CapnJack
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To: blackdog

I had some male friends back in my college days. They’d have a few beers, and completely wrap themselves in aluminum foil. Then they would hang glow sticks off of them. We lived semi-rural and there was a one lane bridge... they would wait for the occasional car. Of course, one of them would have a police scanner and they’d wait for the “suspicious suspect, witness identifies them as aliens” report to broadcast. Okay... here is where I should just stop. I heard about it and asked them why they thought it was so funny. They invited me along, I went.. and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes.


20 posted on 08/07/2015 10:57:10 AM PDT by momtothree
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