[OldSmaj]

...dude woulda been missing some fingers.

Oh, they wouldn't be missing, were it my child.

They would have found them jammed up his...well, they would have found them.

[T-Bone Texan]

I try to always move into position between those people and my child; I always seem to zone in on them from way off.

I do it for my wife too, who has little street sense.