[Tzimisce]

Kermit comes out of the closet after Ms. Piggy sells his tadpoles to to the science lab for profit.

[Dr. Thorne]

Seeing the media frenzy surrounding Bruce Jenner, Kermit has decided to go trans, and now wants to be called "Kimmie".

He's planning a reality show that follows his new life as a trans-amphibian.