Posted on 07/31/2015 8:43:50 AM PDT by Red Badger
True THAT!
Or a lobster... or crab.
But ... Crab legs and cold beer... Good God almighty man, pass the Old Bay an’ don’t gets in me way....I could eat that meal all day.
Of course, the room-clearing stench that follows, well... it’s legendary, I’m told...
Hide your children..Ninja slug stike, again!
Now THAT’S a SLUG, baby!!!!
“It Came From The Buffet Line...”
Subtitled: “... And I Was The Main Course.”
Gotta admit it, though... it does get your attention immediately... “Giant Snail Running Amok”.
Kinda says it all in one neat, tidy package...
The ____________ is causing problems for Floridians.
Fill in the blank:
giant African land snail
Iguanas
Nile monitor Lizards
Burmese python
Indian python
Brown Basilisk or Striped Basilisk Lizards
Monk Parakeet
Common Myna bird
Purple Swamphen
Wild boar, feral pig
Blue tilapia
Israeli tilapia
Mayan cichlid
Walking catfish
Sailfin, suckermouth catfish, plecostomus
Asiatic clam
Island apple snail
Bromeliad beetle, Evil weevil, Mexican weevil
Lobate lac scale insect
Downy rose myrtle, downy myrtle, hill gooseberry, hill guava
Carrotwood, Beach Tamarind, Green-leaved Tamarind, tuckeroo tree
Air potato, potato yam, air yam
Hydrilla, water thyme, Florida elodea, waterweed
Burma reed, silk reed, cane grass, false reed
Water hyacinth, water orchid
Australian pine, beefwood, ironwood, she-oak, horsetail tree
Brazilian pepper, Florida holly, Christmas berry, pepper tree
Old World climbing fern
Melaleuca, paper-bark, cajeput, punk tree, white bottlebrush tree
Popcorn tree
etc..................
I'll wait for the scientific study, and the pill form of the effective ingredient.
I'll wait for the scientific study, and the pill form of the effective ingredient.
But it’s ‘natural’!...........................
Impossible!
Just call Larry, Darryl and Darryl at “Anything For A Buck.”
They’ll take care of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d2pV30CS6Q
Asian psyllid
Whiteflies
Sri Lankan Weevil
All illegal immigrants “loved” by Jeb and Marco
“Snot” impossible! It’s a “Phlegmatic” response!!!
“...who believe drinking...”
Err... I’ll take Tanqueray gin and tonic instead... it’s healthy, see? There’s TONIC in it... and that’s GOTTA be good for you.
Cajun Escargots! Sacre, time to get the rice started!
Someone give them a cute name like Cecil and get PETA involved.
MSM will run with this one
#SNAIL LIVES MATTER.....................
They do seem to bitch about a bunch of stuff, or is just their Media?
Brother, you better use the LONG GRAIN rice... REAL long...
And with that shell on it’s back, Hell - that’s a Swanson TV Dinner right there, just cook and serve!!!
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